Cookie "Hertz-A-Govina" Yugoslavia, AKA The Girl One, was in an accident during the war (not that one), trudging through some godforsaken jungle or whatever (not that one), which left her with a gun permanently attached to her severed fist. She maintains to this day that this was not intentional.

Favorite Food: Smoked Sprats.

Likes: Planet Terror  (2007, dir. Robert Rodriguez)

Dislikes: Stupid Questions, Stupid People.